Unlike that OTHER guy who just wrote silly things and lied to pass them off as the work of an AI, I actually DID get the GPT-3 language model to generate new Seinfeld scripts. Behold: 4 New Puffy Shirt Episodes. (The first 5 lines are canon, the rest new)

Jul 7, 2020 · 1:59 PM UTC

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Here's more Seinfeld scripts for you, authentically generated by the GPT-3 language model! Everything up to the words "Soup Nazi" is canon, the rest is written by machine. Soup Nazi goes on one of four different journeys
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"Mike! Are you listening to me!"
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Every episode should have "(Jerry watches in disgust as Kramer devours his food like an animal)", no matter the situation.
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these are fantastic. the pirate ship convo is making it hard not to crack up during this zoom meeting.
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Okay, I'll be a pirate.
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Starting to cry cuz I fear you've gone loco.
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Wow I almost missed this in the hubbub over the Governor General of Canada. This is cool. (Not as cool as going into space but at least as cool as two or three honorary doctorates)
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Where/how are you running GPT-3? And how much did it cost you to have this much fun?
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Wow this is great. They're not as random and heavy-handed as the fake stuff. Just the nice, uncanny feel that you only get with a real, old-fashioned, free-range AI.
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OMG. I cannot get the image of Mr. Pitt the masseur out of my head.
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