"That sounds delicious"

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the enemy, and I have over 300 confirmed nukes. I am trained in microwaving and I'm the top microwaving expert in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will microwave you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the microwave, maggot. The microwave that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can microwave you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed microwave warfare, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States microwave testing community and I will use it to its full extent to microwave your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held up your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will microwave your fucking microwave off the face of the continent, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.